It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Whore ShameI got absolutely sand-blasted in London recently - champagne, coke and industrial strength weed - a good night was had by one and all and I was staying in a very plush hotel too (which I wasn't paying for), and it was as I weaved off towards this sanctuary in the wee small hours that I reflected with some regret that I had no female companionship.
Being completely twunted, I thought it a good idea to slam some whiskies in the hotel bar, lamenting all the while about how lonely and horny I was. I was blindsided by a stunning woman who offered to ease my woe for £100 to which I agreed most heartily (Thanks, cocaine...)
In the swank boudoire I was treated to a majestic topless blowjob, did a little more charlie and did the deed. My shame came from not the seedy hiring of a gorgeous hooker, the barman did that misinterpreting my stoned whinings, but i'd stowed my wallet etc in the safe and had forgotten the combination i'd only put in about 30 minutes before and this delightful lady wanted her money - I had to phone the desk and the night porter had to come up with a master code so I could pay off my 'companion' :-) - I got some hearty winks from the male staff in the morning and the receptionists looked at me like an utter loser :-D
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:53, Reply)
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