I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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in the morning, i steal their purses and mobiles tooI like to buy cheap, easily influenced, drunk, slightly over weight girls. After splitting up with the bird a while ago, I realised that porn, although advantages in its own right, tends to be more expensive than a tubby slapper found in any student, or cheesy club / bar. Tubby slappers really do like to please, and all for the cost of a bottle of watermelon breezer and a chicken kebab. Has to be chicken kebab, cus they are “healthy”, apparently. I except that porn features a better standard of females, and I am on the look out for a good girl, a keeper, who I’ll be nice too, but in the mean time, God has blessed Glasgow with this seemingly endless supply of pissed podgy girls lacking moral fibre. Who am I to argue?
Get your fat slappers here, two for a pound!! Just leave your standards at the door.
Ps. There are a lot of fit birds here as well, but they are just not as welcoming when I’m pissed out my face, treating them to a break dancing and body popping extravaganza.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:19, Reply)
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