nasal drops-eye drops
approximtely this time last year i was living in auckland, new zealand. in case anyone knows it.
had a stinking wierd summer cold, bad eyes and nose, fucked sinuses etc.

started drinking early in a pub where a friend worked called the playhouse.
after a couple of hours and several monteith's
we headed down town toward the main area of bars, "the viaduct", on the way we passed my block so i popped in to dose up on nasal drops and eye drops.

now, not wanting to have to catch everybody up, i raced to my floor, into my appartment, and into the bathroom where my medication was kept.
now i dont know why bu the nasal stuff i bought didnt come with a spray nozzle, this made it smilar style bottle to my eye drops.
you can probably guesse where this is going...
i realised as soon as the 2nd or 3rd drop hit my open, waiting eyeball.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

i didnt leave the batchroom for 20 minuits.
when i made it to a bar called "fox's" i had no choice but to tell everyone, i couldnt hide the worst bloodshot eye ever.
funny now but hurt like a bastard when it happened.
(klegnut, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 22:39, 2 replies)

Bwahaha :D
Your misfortune is my amusement!

Erm, have some sympathy and that, while I try and stop laughing.

Christ, I bet that hurt a lot more than when I sprayed anti-perspiratn on my tongue as a dare
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 0:51, closed)

summer
cold? Could it have been hayfever? Foreign plants can give you that.
( schizophrenic_sheep, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 1:33, closed)