EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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If you drink a pint of spiritIt just sits there in your stomach for an hour or so. The spyncter at the bottom of your stomach clamps shut for as long as it can as a defense mechanism.
*This is a good time to throw up*
Eventually the small amount of alcohol absorbed by the stomach is sufficient to loosen the spyncter and it all goes directly through the small to the large intestine. At this point you might as well have injected it into your blood stream.
Hilarity ensues, or death, or the shits or all of the above.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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