Essential ItemsOur friend always carries 30ft of lightweight rope with him. We took the piss until we heard he got stuck in a lift, and managed to get everyone out in 5 mins.
What odd things to you always carry with you?
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chthonic, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 14:05)
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The undead are coming...I always carry a small two pronged wooden chip fork with me. It was given to me by a bloke in my local who seemed quite normal when he first started chatting to me. Turns out he always carried this chip fork with him to protect himself against vampires (a sort of small, easy to carry stake through the heart type thing). I laughed, then realised he was totally serious. He was most concerned when I said I didn't have a chip fork to protect myself with, so he gave me his. I haven't seen him since. He's probably been killed by a vampire... So I keep the fork just for him. It also comes in pretty useful for eating chips with.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 15:35, Reply)
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