Spacks
The special needs groups that dominate the college cafeteria at lunch are a veritable fountain of mirth.

Of all the 'pranks' we've played on them, the ones that have yielded the finest results were:

Gluing a £1 coin to the floor of the Refectory where they frequent.
This has caused (time and time again) much hilarity as we (I) watch them scratch the floor with their webbed appendages, trying desparately to become slightly wealthier.
However, their methods have evolved in recent weeks.
Lately they've taken to using knives and forks to free it and on Friday, wheelielad (aptly named due to him being in a wheelchair) lowered one of his footplates to the floor and rolled into it repeatedly until one of the carers stopped him.
This cursed pound has also led several fights (SPACKFIGHTS) amongst the group over who gets it. The best was when Ashley (7ft, big puffer jacket, Cerebal Palsey) rugby tackled Peter (Creepy pervy mong) when he went to pick it up.


I also have a friend, who will bet them (very frequently) 10p that they can't lick their elbows. They're an eager bunch I'l give them that. While doing this was funny for a while, it soon lost it's touch.
That is until we hit upon the idea of making them do it in the middle of the lunchline on a busy day.


I'd imagine in a few years I'll feel a right bastard for doing this.

Click 'I like this' if you think I should film SPACKFIGHTS and make a profit out of it.
(Good Looking Deity Grew a magnificent beard on, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:08, 21 replies)

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Fail.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 21:27, closed)

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Laughing at disabled people. Excellent. You're a fucking disgrace.
(Danzo, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 22:00, closed)

Totally agree with Danzo.
Not funny and cruel. Well done.
(Doctor Pubes, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 22:05, closed)

You're..
..a fucking bellslap.

Well done.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 22:11, closed)

You should sit down and have a think about what you have written and the way you are behaving.
( Mod Edit, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 22:13, closed)

All of this ^^^^^
10 PRINT "FAIL"
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cunt
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 22:17, closed)

I seriously hope no-one clicked 'I like this'.
Me, I'm going to click 'ignore'. I don't want to read anything else you might have to say.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 22:46, closed)

Hilarious
Hahahaha i found that rather entertaining to be honest ;) I may even try it xD
(Scobro is still here..., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 23:03, closed)

^^^^^^
God, Sunday night really brings out the cunts, doesn't it?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 23:28, closed)

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See 'This' ?

Thats you that is.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 23:33, closed)

cunt
ignore
(Celebgil, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 23:56, closed)

And maybe one day you'll grow up.
I predict you'll be a binman when you leave college.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 5:58, closed)

Wanker
No one likes assholes except other assholes.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:58, closed)

You are a fucking cunt.
A fucking fucking fucking cunt.
(Northern Lovely, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 10:22, closed)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:53, closed)

Tell me, sir...
...what kind of response did you think you might get to this sorry, sorry tale?

Did you imagine everyone would clutch their sides, throw back their heads, wipe the tears of mirth from their eyes and congratulate you on your wit and creativity? I can only hope not.

Did you feel that the board would, collectively, proclaim you a new master of humour and laud you? Again, I hope, for the sake of your dirty little ego, that this was not the case.

Perhaps you imagined yourself a rebellious prankster, always quick with a happy-go-lucky jape? If so, you were labouring under a cruel misapprehension.

The truth of the matter, sir, is that you are a shallow, mindless, lowbrow, worthless twat. You have failed to amuse, you have failed to entertain, you have failed to engage in a creative way, and you appear in every way to be actively failing at your miserable little life.

Kindly refrain from troubling anybody here again with your embarrassing drivel. Even the laziest people here who genuinely have NOTHING to do are too busy to be bothered by you and your childish nonsense.

Good day, sir.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:17, closed)

This is
either some magnificent trolling (especially so given that you've managed to offend the denizens of b3ta), or a prime example of why the law on incest exists.

Sir Harrington Titsmith was correct, as was everyone else -- cunty cunty cunt, you are fail.
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 17:35, closed)

ruse
it's all a ruse i tell ya.

sorry - but i hate people who tell me to click i like this, resulting in an instant and more clear cut case of non-clickitis that you are ever likely to see
(brocky, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 20:38, closed)

A penny to Brocky...
He is indeed correct in this being a ruse.
An apology as well to resorting the 'Click I Like This' ploy.

A second apology goes to all the offended B3ta members.


Just trying to impress strangers on the internet and look what it gets you.
(Good Looking Deity Grew a magnificent beard on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 21:03, closed)

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I'm just picturing the college cafeteria. You don't go to Thames Valley University do you?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:07, closed)

Spacks
These replies have to be a joke, right?

For christs sake, politically correct robots see no humor. This is truly an example of it gone mad.

People must learn to take jokes even if they are the butt of them, even if they are spastic, even if they belong to some downtrodden minority.

To be sanctimoniously offended by every goddamn slight to anybody, slightly or otherwise handicapped, or different or whatever, instead of laughing is one of the reason BOTH England and the USA are very high on the suck meter.

Ever see "Cripple Fight" on South Park? I say please film SPACKFIGHTS for all the non politically correct sheep.
(barrycounty, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 17:47, closed)