undrinkable drink
Me and about 15 of my mates went to Magaluf in the summer for a pals Stag doo. Whilst there was the usual lad’ish banter, one Lad - john enjoyed to push the limits all the time. He always wanted to better any antics that anyone did. So for the whole holiday there was competition to out do each other.

One night we were out in BCM square - john as usual was singing louder than everyone else, drinking more than anyone, and getting up on tables and dancing... with this behavior trait in mind, my friends decided to pull a sly prank.

I had noticed my friend needed a piss, but as we were in a square packed with people, it was hard to get to a toilet. So he did the gentlemen thing and pissed in an empty cup, being shielded behind his friends so no one could see. Then Rich looks over - and gets an idea. He grabs the steaming cup – carefully, and proceeds to walk really fast with it to the nearest bar. He comes back with loads of ice in it, a cocktail umbrella and a cherry.

He stands next to John and puts - what appears to be a weak vodka rebull- to his own mouth and says in a very deliberate manner whilst wincing his face “oh, thats horrible' ….. Like fly to shit, John lunges over the table and grabs the drink.. 'give it ere'.

Now, at this point everyone BUT John knows its piss. So everyone is staring at John. What John sees is a crowd ready to witness him drinking an undrinkable drink thats been ordered from the bar... he is loving the attention... what an opportunity to ‘be better than everyone else? he thinks... So John has one look round - even shouting to grab people’s attention to those who weren’t looking. Theres girls near by saying things like - 'oh my god hes gonna drink it'... and 'thats disgusting' which spurs john on even more.... this is the holy grail of drinks he thinks... he just thinks its a shitmix off the bar...

He takes a swig... not a sip, but a mouth filler.. to the point his mouth is fit to burst.... Now, if you remember the film Dumb and dumber, you’ll remember the face of the police officer as he realises it’s not alcoholic...

He spews up there and then... to rapturous applause... John instantly clocks what’s happened. Then John being John decides to try and drink the rest.. with the same conclusion.

Sorry about the length... but it really was perfectly executed prank upon John!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 12:12, Reply)