Expensive Mistakescoopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"
No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".
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chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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He will never hear the end of it......."every feckin christmas".....OH! I've got a funny one.....It'll melt Your face.....
When I was just a kid I had an awful habit of leaving bikes, buckets and random items lying around the drive of My House. This of course annoyed the bejeasus out of Me Dad, He had a lot of near misses in His banged out Citreon.....but no real harm done.......until one fine summer's Day: We were returning home from a family outing to see something "educational" involving a large stone and Vikings.....When My Dad Swirved the Car in reverse up the drive and BANG!CRASH! CRUNCH! My Dad turned His scarlet face twords Mine and Roared: "WELL POINTLESSPEASANT I HOPE YOUR HAPPY! I'VE WARNED YOU ENOUGH TIMES ABOUT LEAVING YOUR BIKE THERE!....."
To which I replyed: " Eh....Dad....that aint My Bike....."
The gormless slaphead had just crushed his brand new lawn-mower and wrecked the rear wheel of his Shite-mobile........Oh how We laughed...
Length!......Why its like a one eyed mouse crying
(, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 6:17, 3 replies)
Ohh the songs Jimmy!They'd melt your face..
LOVE it. :)
(, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 8:44, closed)
YawnIt didn't melt my face, much like the rest of the answers to this qotw...
(, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 9:37, closed)
I assume you are Jesus and your father God judging by the amount of capitalized "He"s used when describing Pa.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 10:17, closed)
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