I'll show you real romance
MrsScars had an old dress ring, which I filched one weekend, so as to get the size of her finger. We were pretty much sure of each other, but I wanted do it the old fashioned way, down on one knee , big surprise etc. But I thought of a slight twist:

So New Year's Eve 1989, Big Ben chiming, I got down on one knee, and said "darling, will you be MrsScars?"

She could tell I meant it, as the ring was balanced on the end of my....

Length? No apologies at all!
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:11, 1 reply)

Hahahaha excellent :D
My best mate proposed in an unusual way too, though more cruel than anything. He came home from work acting grumpy and distant until his mrs asked what was wrong. "I dunno. Something's not right. Something's missing" he said, and sulked off. She followed and kept asking, getting more and more frantic until she was on the verge of tears, when he spun round and presented her with a ring. "This is what's missing"

Awwwwww.

How he survived that I have no idea :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:02, closed)