I'm sure they were all gay, too.
Quite a while ago now I went on holiday to eastern Greece (near-ish Delphi). I was part of a huge group and we were all looking to have a decent time, but frankly, I knew some of my companions were fairly rough characters and there was a chance they'd cause trouble.

I wasn't expecting much resistance to our partying lifestyle from the natives; we were throwing around a lot of moolah and they were practically lining up for it in a lot of cases. Just a few huge flash bastards (they were always oiled-up like wankers) who fancied themselves hard guys kept telling us to fuck off whenever we encountered them.

The tour group I was with was that big that there were actually a lot more of us than there were of them, so I thought they'd just see sense and stay out of our way, but things got bad when they pushed one of the black guys into a puddle (a really fucking deep one). After that the next time I saw them I told them if they didn't just fuck off I'd see the shit beaten out of them and vandalise their houses. I let them know I'd seen where their girlfriends lived and let the inference hang there. Maybe an overreaction but they really shouldn't have attacked one of ours. That was just insanity, no other word for it.

The ringleader just said something in Greek and it really kicked off from there. I'm not ashamed to say I backed off and watched it go down (I'm too pretty to get hurt) and the guys from my group tried to beat them up, but these guys were mentalists and weren't having any of it. Eventually my mates managed to surround them but they still went down throwing punches and I got whacked in the face by a stray projectile.

The rest of the natives took the psychopaths' side after that, saying we were causing too much trouble and giving us a lot of hassle from then on (even though they started it ffs) and we had to leave a lot sooner than we expected. I've no idea how those guys ended up but I assume they kept causing trouble and starting fights after we left. They can eat shit in hell for all I care.

Final cost of our sojourn? They gave us nothing and took from us everything.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:25, 7 replies)

Subtle!
Nicely done.
(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:37, closed)

Class.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:51, closed)

just finished watching it on telly.
very subtle, had to do a triple take
(OTT, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:25, closed)

Shouldn't this be a post for the nemesis QOTW rather than the expensive weekend?
just to be picky
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Wed 19 May 2010, 14:24, closed)

Damn
I know what it is but I don't know what it is...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:44, closed)

read it again
300 times?
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:43, closed)

A-ha
The pennies just dropped.....down the well
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, closed)