Let's be honest.
Taking her to see Cov was never going to work in your favour was it?

And for god's sake man, I don't care how slippery that cucumber might have been you never trade in a Rebel Transport for a chance of some...how else are you going to carry all of your figures round to your mate's house to have a fight with his Ewok Village!!!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 19 May 2010, 18:18, 1 reply)

It was her
Ewok Village he was hoping to plunder.
(Rsoles, Wed 19 May 2010, 19:29, closed)

my boyfriend took me to a football match for my birthday
im not a big football fan but i love (sorry this is a bit patronising) watching all the away football fans go a bit loopy and start fights with each other. there's something about grown men getting stroppy about someone shouting something at them and trying to hit them in the face... its fascinating.

im not very good at chanting or yelling when people score. the first time a goal was scored i forgot to stand up and the second time i fell face first into the seat in front because my bag strap had secretly wound itself around my legs.

edit: this probably makes him sound a bit pants. it wasnt my ONLY present. the seats only cost a fiver each so he thought "why not?"
(ladyintheradiator, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:14, closed)

I've heard...
that they're furry little buggers too!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 20 May 2010, 8:17, closed)