I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Fainting and recoveringI faint easily. Fortunately I can get myself into the recovery position as I faint, often managing to get out the phrase "I'm fainting, but it's okay, I'm a trained first aider". This is a good thing, because most people are useless at dealing with a fainter. And it means I recover much faster.
Therefore, I am an expert in self-dispensed first aid for fainters.
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Irregular Shed is trying to remember what it is he does, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 18:45,
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