It's SO on, Time-and-a-Plaice!
turbo mode, check. auto aim and radar off goes without saying (what do you think i am? a girl?!)..

The maximum handicap thing tho, i've never liked (and yes, we used to play that), it just becomes about running for the body armour then.. And it's no fun if everyone's running around with an RC-P90 or a god damn grenade launcher

As you have clearly discovered, it doesn't take long before you learn the layout of each level and can identify where everyone is from a glance, so.. What you need is the following:

* Three equally sad mates
* Two TVs
* A tv aerial splitter
* various bits of assorted wire and adaptors
* some tin foil
* an oven glove
* beer and/or drugs

Place the two TVs facing away from each other, With the TVs on, tin foil over the top half of one, and the bottom half of the other (using the oven glove to avoid a huge static shock), the tin foil should just stick with all the static.

then proceed to wire up the tv aerial splitter, should be relatively easy, tho you'll probably need a pile of different cables and adaptors (you're so on your own here, but probably best do it before the beer/drugs ;))

Then you can play in two teams, blocking off your opponent's screens, with radar off, in license to kill mode (or max handicap if you really like it that much).. this makes for a much more challenging game, even if it does require a huge amount of fucking about to set up..

And i'll still kick your arse.
(godders loves you, children, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 11:51, Reply)