FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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i got promoted - woo hoo!!i had been working my crummy job for three years, getting more pissed off every day. one day the supervisor was just being a bitch and letting everybody who'd come in after me go on teabreak - so i thought "screw you - i will have your job!" and got an application - and didn't get the job. CURSES. and the bitch who got it looks just like the bitch in the hand sanitiser advert! NO HARD FEELINGS MY ARSE!!
so i went for the job again a few months later - but this time i was prepared. i kissed up to all the managers, did all the research i could and got it. everybody still hates the evil new supervisor but they love me cos i let them go on sneaky "toilet"(smoke) breaks, i don't tell, i ask them to help me and i don't treat them like minions. i'm happy cos i'm super well paid now, for less hours and i don't have to deal with customers/serial complainers anymore.
i know it's not a total failure story - but i'm happy.
(, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 4:07, Reply)
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