A barrel of laughs
So its 1998 – for some reason the people in charge of flamingoland think it a good idea that I be in charge of the shops.

I walk into the Plaza Gift shop and get accosted by the supervisor as her bulbs have blown!

“Not to worry” says I “I’ll turn that barrel you’re using to stuff teddies in, which make this shop look like a pirates cave, upside-down and stand on it and change the bulb” simple – the barrel is about 4 and a half foot high and 2 foot across

So I climb on the barrel and notice the future Mrs Ninja is working on the till. I’ve still not seen her boobies yet so I must make a good impression! I’m trying to impress her with my Yo Yo skills whilst standing on the barrel waiting for the replacement bulb. Obviously its working (as it would on any warm blooded woman) when suddenly…

Bang!

Yes – the top of the barrel had fallen in with me following it – so I’m stood inside a barrel trapped and I can’t get out – all the staff in the shop set about calling me a cunt and laughing!

Luckily the CCTV was bollocksed so there’s no tape! – it could be lies! Ha ha
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)