I HAVEN'T faked...
an orgasm (incidentally I'm male).

I don't see the point of people faking it, I mean what's the point? perhaps the first time as you feel uncomfortable or not confident but after that what do you get out of it?

I'd sooner a girl be honest with me and show me what to do and what she enjoys as it makes the whole experience a lot more fun!

I mean why are there people on here saying such things as 'I was with my partner and I faked it for a whole year!!! LOLZZZZZZZOOOOORRRRR!!!!111!!!!'

Seriously, I mean who is the bigger loser in that respect?

Also blokes, we've all been there and you've got the dreaded brewers boost (it seems like a great idea but you both soon get bored) and you're at it for an hour, as long as the girl is happy and feels a bit fulfilled (doesn't happen often in my case, possibly why I'm bitter) then tell her that it isn't happening tonight and be honest, and have another go in the morning (as long as there's no hangover)

Anyways, I'm a bit tired today and got another night out tonight so will be feeling it a bit.

Rant over
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:02, 3 replies)

but hangover sex
can be great!
(pogo_it, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 10:03, closed)

Granted
it goes some way to curing it!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:14, closed)

Possibly
Although the Stella head put me off when I drink it...

So I steer clear of Stella
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:03, closed)