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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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women have it easy...
all they have to do it mumble "women's problems" whilst vaguely indicating their nether regions and any male boss will let her go home through a combination of fear that she'll sue for discrimination and he'll have to deal with the morons from HR and the male fear of what happens when the ladies drop their giblets.

What I want to know is what is the male equivalent? Can you legitmately go up to a female boss and say "I'm sorry, I have to go home because the bus rocked me in a nice way and the resultant erection caused me to snap my banjo string in a pant-based disaster"? Or "Sorry, but I just accidentally twanged a bollock when I sat down too quickly and now I feel both hurty and sick"?

Answers on a postcard, please...
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:39, Reply)

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