Its amazing
how my entire family would suddenly become interested in absolutely anything else in the room when a sex scene erupted onto the tv screen.

*BREASTS* Usually bouncing vigorously.

Mum "Have you seen the wallpaper peeling over by the curtain. Will have to sort that out."

*FURRY LADY BITS* Usually in something by dennis potter.

Dad "Skirting boards could do with some attention."

And if there was ever any sign of a cock that would usually mean a quick impromtu whiz round with the hoover.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:28, 8 replies)

Cocks and hoovers
now there's a pair you don't normal put together...
( monkeybananaraffle, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:39, closed)

Yes!
And the lengths they go to to make their observations seem normal.. my family that is..
(lost, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:15, closed)

My mum
would even do it if she saw two buffallo getting it on on a David Attenborough show. Any sign of penatrative sex by any species would have her up n cleaning... I should invite her round to my flat now, put on a hardcore dvd, go out to the pub for an hour n when I get back the flat would be spotless. Bless er...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:40, closed)

this dhal is fantastic!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:03, closed)

I know how you feel
It's got to the stage where I can't watch porn with my mum and dad anymore
(europe-who, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:44, closed)

Pffft!

(Adamish Time of death, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:21, closed)

The Young Ones
I loved that program. My mum hated it. Cue the hoover coming out EVERY SODDING TIME.
( snee held his breath since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:26, closed)

Ha!
The hilaity and absurdity of the situation gets me every time.

Everybody suddenly becomes very wary about looking like they're not interested in what's going on lol.

*click*
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 6:56, closed)