Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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"I have run out of coke"'s story just reminded meMy mother's older half-brother. Jane, his witch of a mother once told him "you're not my son" and disowned him. Not because he was the disownable sort (lovely bloke actually) but because she was a sour, nasty bitch.
He died 2 years ago, I think he was about 70. His mother was still alive. Did she come to her own son's funeral? Did she fuck.
Rumours last year that she'd finally kicked the bucket. Unfortunately those rumours turned out to be untrue. As my mother said, the devil looks after his own.
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eXOBeX, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 23:29,
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