Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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A few years ago on holidaymy mum and dad made the whole trip a living hell. My parents are both doctors, but they are so self absorbed. They give off a perception of caring and loving their children, but behind closed doors they are twunts to us all, especially me, being the eldest. No matter how much I cried and cried, they always put themselves first.
It all came to a head for me when one night they fucked off for tapas with their mates and left me and my siblings alone in the hotel.
"Fuck this" I thought, so I left the apartment and a nice north African looking man drove me to the nearest ferry port and lent me the money for a one way ticket. Never to return. They'll never find me.
Signed, Maddy
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:41, 1 reply)
BastardI was gonna post a Maddie one
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:21,
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