* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Gotta love the elderly...Was following an oldish lady up some stairs at a shopping centre a few years back. At first I thought the stairs were creaking, as she was a rather generous size, but it soon became blindingly obvious that the sounds I heard were actually old lady farts, being released with each and every step she took.
On another occasion just fairly recently, I wondered why old people just fart at will, not seeming to care if anyone hears them. I suppose that's one side effect of letting the batteries in your hearing aid run down.
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Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:04,
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