* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Bus funI live in London, my girfriend does not - this means a lot of bus journeys to and from Waterloo station.
Fairly early on in our relationship I released a Belsen-like emission when there was just us and a young family sharing the ground floor of said bus.
The dad loudly and persistently blamed his son. 'Bloody 'ell, now I know what happened to Roland Rat' he said.
'He crawled up your arse and died'.
The shame.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:53,
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