* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Night club niffI like to fart while dancing in nightclubs. The music is always loud enough to completley mask the sound of the flatulence. But one time I was merrily jigging away when I let out a fairly moderate sized fart which only seconds later cleared most of the dance floor. People actually stopped dancing, screwed up their faces and left the floor in disgust. It was great! One of my friends commented that a drain must be blocked somewhere.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:01, Reply)
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