* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Snap!rosstheboss' post reminded me of a similar experience I had some years back.
Feeling the familiar pressure in the rear area, I identified an imminent gaseous expulsion. Apply a little extra pressure, to change a parp to something a little more memorable and "CRACK". The emission, though almost odourless, left my arse at such speed and with such force, it's passing literally caused my arse cheeks to snap back into their normal position. Worse, it was painful, like being kicked, or slapped between the buttocks.
At least I now know I'm not the only person to have emitted one of these strange guffs.
Still not sure if the sound was cheeks slapping together or the gasses breaking the sound barrier.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:05, Reply)
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