* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Soft brown moundMany years ago whilst at art college I used to get up really early to go to work for 2 hours before college. As always my mum was giving me stick for being late..again, so I did the classic:
'Hey mum catch this', pose.
this involved an attempt to emulate a footballist in strike pose, I kicked out and promptly did the loudest, wettest, flappyist, gut-empting diarrhoea squit/fart the world has ever seen, it sounded as if a duck had barfed...mid-quack...in my pants.
Needless to say I didn't make it to work on time, and my mum still asks me if I've been to 'brown town' lately.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:36, closed)
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