* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My brother had just got his driver's lisence and was now taking me to school whilst my parents were away for the weekI was sat watching the news when he came downstairs in his tight jeans etc and stood in front of the mirror running his fingers through his hair as he did every morning. Suddenly a noise I can only describe as a loud BANG! erupted throughout the room. It sounded just like when you clap your hands together really hard. My brother then froze completely still, blinked once and then hobbled out of the room.
Ten minutes later I knocked on the toilet door "Andy? Are you okay?" to which he replied "Jon? ...can you go to my room and get me my shorts and a pair of pants."
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:36,
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