* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Crying wolfOne day a few years ago - and after a night of hearty garlic consumption - I came into work early. The building was deserted so I took the opportunity let a few loose to relieve the mounting pressure. Shortly thereafter, in came the departmental administrator. For some reason he was suddenly seized with the notion that the drains had backed up.
A gentleman was called in to inspect the drains. There was nothing wrong with them.
A few months later, the drain in question actually blocked and started to stink. However, the authorities having ascertained that the smell was nothing to do with the drains, nothing was done about it...
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 21:40, Reply)
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