* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The funniest fart everLying in bed with my gf on sunday morning, I heard the strangest fart sond I've ever heard, it was quite wet and sounded different to every other one I've heard. I wondered what the hell it was, then it came to me
Me "was that a fanny fart?"
Her (laughing) "yes...(laughter)"
yes, we spent about 10 minutes laughing at her fanny fart
at least she didnt follow through
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 11:09, closed)
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