* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Code Brown!Last week whilst on holiday, myself, Mrs Fister + the little Fisters were out and about in the car.
Little Miss Fister (aged 7) let out a rather loud, but watery, botty burp. I turned round and asked her if she was ok.
"I think so" she said, not very convincingly.
"Have you fudged?" I asked.
"I don't know!" she replied, now looking gravely concerned.
"Oh shit!".
There was then a rapid U-turn performed, before pulling into a nearby Tesco for a rapid purchase of baby wipes, new pants, and trousers - funnily enough, all were on special offer. Result!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 12:24, closed)
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