* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Festival FartsGot back from Guilfest yesterday (top festival) and had to empty my bladder about 04.20 Monday morning.
It was about a 5 min walk to the toilet - I must've heard x4 at least on the way there, and what seemed like several on teh way back.
Now, I find farts hysterical, and by time I got back to my tent, I could barely breathe. And it's difficult trying to have hysterics whilst not waking up everyone else arond you.
Long live teh guff.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:22, closed)
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