* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Awoken by a stench...I used to go out with a bloke who had a bum-smell so terrible, that I would routinely be woken up in the night by the smell of his guffs. It was rotten beyond belief, but he must have been a great guy coz I was with him for ages even after that!
Also once, the same said bloke once set light to one of my farts...it was quite a big one, and only came out slowly. Luckily, I was wearing thick cords, because the flame was huge and lingered around my bum so long I singed the bloody things!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 19:24, closed)
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