* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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fart arsemy best mate used to refer to me as fart arse when we were kids. so one day when i was sleeping over at his house - we were in the 5-6 year old bracket so it was totally ok to share a bed with another boy. i had trumped in his bed.. queue him running down to his mum brying like a baby. eventually he comes back up and gives me a bollocking about farting in his bed. so he climbs back into bed and suddenly i get the urge again.. so i politely warned him to get out of bed, which he did and then went downstairs again to cry to his mum. I was pretty pissed at this so i waited till he came backa nd climbed into bed before dropping my bomb.
he immediately sent me home after that and it was the last time i ever stayed the night.
shame really
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 19:45, closed)
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