* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Waking yourself upMy beloved other half has woken herself up before, with a bum-cheek-billowing midnight ripsnorter whilst asleep.
'Twas very cute to hear :
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
her: *FPHTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTHPTH!*
her: Huh?Wha?Uh? Wha' happened?!?!
me: (chortling) You farted
her: no I didn't!
me: yes you did!
her: oh....
her: *snore*
her: *snore*
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Young Master Ploppy, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 16:49,
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