* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Glastonbury 2003It started out as a mere fart.
It then developed into the "I am no longer constipated" scene from Trainspotting.
And it ended in a brown sculpture of my small intestine.
Don't do drugs kids. Or if you do, make sure you're near a toilet.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:03, closed)
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