It's a dangerous risk
I attempted to go the entire weekend at Leeds (Thursday morning through to Monday morning) without "releasing otters into the pond".

I lasted until early evening on Sunday, by which point it was not safe for me to laugh or cough - never mind pass wind - without risking soiling myself.

Note for future festivals: toilets are in their worst condition on Sunday afternoons. And there's no loo roll anywhere.

Thank fuck for my ex's fresh-wipes.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, 1 reply)

I noticed that at about 6 in the morning
The bogs were cleaned.

I believe it's called "first dibs"...
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, closed)

This has been my approach ever since
Also, taking my own loo roll. Shitloads (pardon the pun) of it.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:48, closed)