Cunnilingus. Yes I know it's not exactly a fetish.
What is it about it I like so much? Nothing turns me on more than a full three course chomp at the holiest of holies. I could literally stay down there all evening. I'd love to be allowed to illicit more than one orgasm (doesn't have to be a "multiple") in one sitting, but I'm not allowed!? Add in a bit of reciprocal oral though, and I'm happy as Larry.
More on track though, a nice bust trying to escape from a nice corset...Heaven
I must be really boring! Not in bed though, obviously.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:10, 16 replies)

I agree wholeheartedly with this
that and pigtails.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:11, closed)

I also concur
Sucking a woman 'til she starts to buck and grind against your tongue, the feeling is just awesome!! I've been known to get a few orgasms out of my woman (at the time) with that method. Shame she couldn't really reciprocate. I always treat people as I would like to be treated.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

Why could she not reciprocate? Is she in one of those Stephen Hawkin's Style Wheelchairs?
Are you sure it wasn't some sort of uncomfortable disabled indigestion?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

Her mouth was too small
Or, I was too big for her mouth. I like the sound of the second one, let's go with that...*ahem*
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, closed)

It was totally your cock shaped like a Heinz baked beans tin. TOTALLY.
or you went out with a Blue tit.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:25, closed)

Ooh yes
Love it, love it, love it.The missus is not quite sure why I should love it quite so much, but isn't going to complain that I do.

I like to hold the labia apart with hands either side of my mouth, whilst making little noises of delighted enjoyment. I like to refer to this position as "Praying at the Altar of Num Num"
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:16, closed)

Praying at the Altar of Num Num
Excellent!! I was lucky enough to date a squirter, so felt quite privileged to have her warm love-juice spray over my mouth and chin. Love it!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)

Squirt!
The best thing ever! Gusher porn- turns me right on!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

^this^
Gosh, it's great.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:26, closed)

Even better,
I love it when she hold those lovely lips apart. Preferably legs akimbo allowing full unfettered access. Oh god the variety of techniques available is boggling. I'm getting a stonker just thinking about it. Here's one of the quickest acting ones I've found, 69 position, or so you're facing the backside as it were, the bridge of the nose can just push against the lower part of the vagina whilst the tongue can work at the clit. Screams everytime.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, closed)

Damn right!
69. Best. Position. EVER!!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:38, closed)

69s are best when you
go at it well enough to put her off her rhythm, then slow down and let her get back into her stride on you, then repeat. Ebb and flow kind of thing. Memories.......
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:06, closed)

This one gets my vote too...
...for being a combination of great fun to do and breathtakingly effective. I met a girl over the weekend and we ended up at her place, where I witnessed the following reaction curve:

- planting a line of kisses down her neck: heavy breathing
- kissing her breasts: quiet moans
- fingering her: slightly louder moans, although still nothing likely to wake the neighbours
- going down on her: arched back, gasping, clawing at the bedsheets, literally clapping both hands over her mouth to prevent herself screaming, lapsing into incoherent gibberish...if I hadn't known she was having such a good time I would have been looking in the Yellow Pages for an exorcist.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:44, closed)

this is the best post...
Ever.
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:21, closed)

I'm
not as happy as you might think.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 23:53, closed)

I very nearly added an aside
'cos I knew there'd be one at least!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:45, closed)