Role play
I just dont get it. One of my exes was well into it and had a whole collection of wigs and costumes. On a pretty regular basis she'd dress up, force me to dress up and insist we role play before I was allowed to play with her mimsy. As her mimsy was rather nice I was forced to go along.... well for a bit.

Thing is I just cant take it seriously. She wanted to act out whole scenes where she was the lady of the house and I was the rough gardener, or she was the milk maiden and I was the lowly farm hand.
But I just
couldnt
do
it.

The whole thing made me feel like I was standing naked in front of my parents... it made Mr winkie shrivel up.

So, invariably the situation would play out like this...

GF would select the clothes she wanted me to wear and tell me what situation we were going to play. She'd disappear off to get changed and a few minutes later would come sauntering into the room seductively.
She'd come up to me, bat her eyelashes and come out with something like "why kind sir, I'm lost and cold. Could thou help me?" (usually in the worst west country hobbit accent ever).
"yes missy" I'd reply, and before the situation could play out any more, throw her onto the bed and try to get her clothes off as quickly as possible.
The worst thing was she'd stay in character for the whole damn phucking coming out with little coy phrases. It was really off putting...
As for me, once Mr winkie had made his way to lady town, no power on earth could make me carry on playing the stupid game.

I guess its no wonder after a year or so she claimed to have gone off sex.

That is till I found her doing it with the 50 year old next door neighbour dressed up to the nines as a goat herder.

Whats wrong with these people. Isnt taking it up the shitter enough without having to dress it all up?
(EvilMeister, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 8:20, 3 replies)

sounds...
...fun

but maybe not *every* time..
(morse, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:28, closed)

I agree
role-playing just seems daft - I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face, let alone get turned on.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:24, closed)

You'd be amazed
At wot u can do just to put yer lil general in a lady garden

But yes... I had trouble keeping a straight face. Even talking about it makes me want to die of embarrassment
(EvilMeister, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:37, closed)