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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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Well, it was him or meQueue about 3 or 4 deep when I joined it.
Person at head of queue was about half way through bagging and paying.
Be about 5 - 8 minutes until me. Person behind me a bit too close, nudging me with their basket.
Tum te tum.
2 people in front. Person behind me tuts. I ignore and concentrate.
Tum te... stop nudging me with your... te tum...
1 person in front; I shuffle forward. Person behind me shuffles up practically beside me... I can feel their breath.
I'm sweating. If person behind tries to...
My turn...
I wait to see what they do... I turn and look. He's 70, I could have him. He motions at me to move.
I put groceries in bag, pay and go.
Nerves of steel, that's me.
edit: this really happened
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:51, 1 reply)
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