School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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My brother again.School football team, our kid's firing up and down the flanks, ripping the proverbial out of the opposition team's left back.
Turns out the left back has leanings of a White Supremacist persuasion, and tells our kid to 'fuck off back to Pakistan' - even though we're more Yorkshire than flat caps (me and our kid being half-asian though, we're hardly inconspicuous).
Next time the Nazi youth has the ball, our kid goes straight through him, breaking the future BNP members ankle, in a 'You'll Never Walk Again' kind of move.
It kicked off royally, kids AND parents scrapping - whilst our kid just stood there, laughing, the fascist left-back suddenly finding his left leg in bits.
Marvellous.
(, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 19:19, Reply)
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