School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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This still makes me incredibly pissed off and annoyedMay have related this tale before, but I managed to get into one of the shortest fights ever at my school simply by asking if I could use the form class computer, which I needed to print out something academic. Cue class computer nerd refusing to let me off it until he finished reading about these new fangled external CD-burners. Then cue me getting annoyed and tapping him on the head with a metre stick to indicate that I was annoyed.
Cue him taking the metre stick off me and twatting me over the head with it.
Slight overeaction I thought.
Apparently (I don't remember this bit) I then shouted at him and tried to push him against the wall before blood started spurting out of my head in a scene that would have resembled a crudely drawn cock in sillouete. Good thing too, I was later told, or else he'd have beaten the crap out of me.
Then when I was running down the stairs leaving a trail of gore in my wake one of the stupider girls at my school (a private school so that takes some beating) asked me if I was alright, so I bled on her. I was then fixed up with a plaster that resembled a teabag and was dubbed 'Nambarrie' after I got back, and was also told that I had helped provoke the incident.
Like many people here, at least I can take heart by knowing that Danny is now probably sitting in front of his computer on his own reading some incredibly geeky websi-
Fucksocks.
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:15, Reply)
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