House was deemed lethal..
I am a licensed rescue agent for pitbulls,dobermans,rotts, mastiff breeds and bulldogs. I also seemed to have become the one to call when a giant breed needs help, aka pyrs,st bernards, danes etc.
That means I always have dogs in the house, sometimes Lots of dogs.
3 months ago I had 5 rescued pitbulls, a mastiff mix, 3 dobermans and a pregnant rottie along with my own dogs which are a great pyrenees and a neaopolitan.
I have a smallish house only 1500 sq ft so it sometimes seems the stray dog hairs take over. I vacuum every other day to try to keep the hairs from mutating and taking over. I have a Dyson heavy duty vacuum (if u dont have one,you should get one, there is NO other vaccuum that can come close to cleaning as well if you have dogs with long hair like a st bernard or a pyrenees) I could totally do a commerical for them, wore out a hoover ,a shop vac, a 300 doller sears vacuum in less then a year,this Dyson has lasted 4 years now wheeeee.
ok enough friggin backround, I had always thought my house was resonably clean, I do dust once a week,I am not a fanatic about dusting more then that and dishes must be done immediately after meals and all the dogs food and water bowls are cleaned in the dishewasher daily too.
I have to renew my certification for the property every 5 years so had an inspector come over to do the deed.
He came to check my fence height, made sure my gate locked so nobody could get in and harm my pits or steal something, check food quality etc. His assistant was checking the house while we were in the yard.When it was all checked out to he came in sat at my kitchen table to sign the certification and within a couple minutes started acting funny,his lips were swelling and suddenly his whole head seemed to puff up like a balloon and he fell to the floor started kicking around and garbling and knocked me over and then quit breathing. I broke my back and leg in a skiijouring accident and still wear a huge corset type brace and big leg cast that will not allow me to bend easily,so I couldn't get down to do full CPR very efficiently and his assistant just stood there sobbing and screaming but would not help.
By the time ambulance came the inspector was dead. The hospital later said that my house was so full of dog allergins that it was actually lethal.
I still got my certification,but now has to post a big red warning sign on my outer yard stating there are alot of dogs inside.
I feel bad, but the guy should never have come into my house if he was allergic sheesh..Stupid government inspectors.
(zhinka If you don't rescue,don't breed!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:15, 1 reply)

I've just read through the entire archive
of the prank emails linked in the newsletter. As a result, I physically cannot read this as anything other than a pisstake in a very similar style. Although the same also currently applies to texts from my girlfriend, the literature of Iain Banks and the back of cigarette packets, so maybe I've just blown a sarcasm gland.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:21, closed)