How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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ever so slightly off topic...but you can imagine what her HOUSE was like, eh?
My Mum used to work for the med centre attached to a very large RAF station in Oxfordshire...
A WRAF came in one day with lady problems so the Doc liberally applied KY jelly to her nethers so he could have a damn good look. Inconclusive. Come back in a week.
So she did. Doc is greasing up ready for a another good shufty when the bird said "oh you don't need to use any more jelly I am sure there is plenty left from last time"
EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!
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Sallyrsm, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 20:19,
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I watch How Clean Is Your House most mornings (it's on from 7am-8am)and cannot fathom the personal hygeine of those people that have all their stuff in the bathtub or whatever. It's gross!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 20:29,
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