How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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My friend and I used to work in fraudulent claims investigation for a big insurer....Between us we covered both Home, Car & PPI claims and I'll tell you (as vindictive as it sounds) there are few greater pleasures in life than talking to a mouth-breathing chav on the phone, who has just burnt down their whole house for the insurance payout, and telling them we have indisputable evidence they did it on purpose and they aren't getting a penny.... enjoy the smouldering remains of your life you cunt.
Put it this way, if you do it a lot, you WILL get caught. Just do it once, maybe twice.
Plus it taught me a few tricks about how to avoid getting caught as well
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