A lady friend of mine
in her younger days, when she was still living with parents and had money to spend, would spend most of it on alcoholic refreshment and being a larger lady would drink a lot followed by a kebab/Indian/Chinese.

One night, after a shedfull, she got home feeling slightly unwell and headed for the bathroom. Instead of doing the logical thing and barfing down the bog, she sat on the bog and yarked up into the washbasin. She left it there and went to bed.

Next morning after her Dad gave her a bollocking, he took a bit of hosepipe and, after diluting it with some water, siphoned the cold, congealing mess into the toilet bowl...
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:14, Reply)