Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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A dozy coworker of mine once decided to make popcorn at workShe misread the label and stuck the bag in for 12mins rather than 2. There was no smoke alarm in the kitchen so the first we noticed was when someone went to the loo and saw billowing black smoke pouring from the microwave.
Interesting fact: charbroiled popcorn looks alot like volcanic larva but smells ALOT worse.
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Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:11,
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