My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
C'mon, tell us about your first love
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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HmmmChildhood sweetheart from the age of about 4 to nearly 9 when I moved across the country. Randy little bastards we were, although not exactly in the way you might be assuming, not being capable of course. Well not exactly.
Anyway, one learnt to kiss etc from a ripe old young age, Neighbours being the source of most of the material.
Found out a couple of years ago that the lass in question is now a raging carpet muncher. I done dat!
Also one or two other women who I've been involved with/ jumped on by when pissed are now batting for the other team I hear.
No, I don't have big waps - I do infact have a lovely manly goatee.
Never had the chance to apologise for length, with regards the 6 year old bit of fluff. (She's 4 days older than me btw)
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