FlirtingDo you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters
Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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BewareYou might well be about to be set up for a bollock plucking. Them women don't think like blokes, she might believe that you will be a charming Hugh Grant sorta guy who will take her to the cinema, on a strictly platonic house-sharing-friends-type date, whereupon your girlfriend springs a wonderful surprise entrance from behind a pile of fluffy toys and heart-shaped balloons, to ask you to marry her in a modern woman kind of way.
This will be just as you have flopped your bell-end out and are trying to cram it into your housemate's gob.
They'll take one knacker apiece.
These things happen.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:56, 1 reply)
its truei've seen it with my own japs eye.
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