Excellent timing!
Just a few days ago, the spouse came home from work and told me how the contents of a co-worker's sandwich had gone missing, though the bread was left undisturbed.

The suspected culprit is a girl named, oddly enough, Charity. A stingier, greedier bitch you will not meet, which should be yet another warning to parents who want to name their kids things like 'Chastity', 'Joy' or similar. She was caught a few weeks ago wolfing down yet another co-worker's lunch and didn't even have the decency to so much as pause when seen doing the deed, and she's believed to be responsible for several other missing meals as well.

The spouse and a friend of ours who works with him have hatched a plan. The next time food goes missing, they're going to make a sign reading 'To the person who stole my food: I spit all over it just in case you took it. Hope you liked it.'

She'll never know they didn't do it. . .assuming they don't actually do it, of course. I wouldn't put it past our friend.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:01, Reply)