Food sabotage
Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
( , Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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The few times
I've ever had to resort to food sabotage, (mostly due to food stealage in a shared house) I've always used Dave's insanity sauce. A teaspoon full of this stuff is enough to take a hot curry to somewhere else entirely. Used sensibly it's a fantastic and very nescescary addition to any curry fans spice cupboard.
However just a tip of a teaspoons worth hidden inside a couple of delicious ham and pickle sandwiches is enough to give anyone second thoughts about snaffling your packed lunch again.
Apparentley the perpetrator "bellowed like a bull" and made for the watercooler at a high rate of knots.
Revenge is best not served cold, it's best served in a stolen sandwhich.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:17, 5 replies)
I've ever had to resort to food sabotage, (mostly due to food stealage in a shared house) I've always used Dave's insanity sauce. A teaspoon full of this stuff is enough to take a hot curry to somewhere else entirely. Used sensibly it's a fantastic and very nescescary addition to any curry fans spice cupboard.
However just a tip of a teaspoons worth hidden inside a couple of delicious ham and pickle sandwiches is enough to give anyone second thoughts about snaffling your packed lunch again.
Apparentley the perpetrator "bellowed like a bull" and made for the watercooler at a high rate of knots.
Revenge is best not served cold, it's best served in a stolen sandwhich.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:17, 5 replies)
insanity sauce is awesome
I was at a party at my mate's house some time ago
his mum had made sandwich roulette. a couple of them had insanity sauce in :-)
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:25, closed)
I was at a party at my mate's house some time ago
his mum had made sandwich roulette. a couple of them had insanity sauce in :-)
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:25, closed)
That insanity hot is too much for me.
Took a spoonful once in the pub and seriously thought my mouth was permanantly broken.
Never again :(
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:40, closed)
Seriously - Try it again sometime.
Only this time try putting it in food!
It's really not meant to be eaten by itself. As stated - about a teaspoon full in a good, hot curry like a madras or a vindaloo is more than enough (for me anyway) - I'm not even sure if it counts as food by itself!
It's great in soup, stews, noodles, or just about any chinese meal, it's also quite nice for a zingy bolognese. I love the stuff. If you like spicy food I'd give it another go.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)
Only this time try putting it in food!
It's really not meant to be eaten by itself. As stated - about a teaspoon full in a good, hot curry like a madras or a vindaloo is more than enough (for me anyway) - I'm not even sure if it counts as food by itself!
It's great in soup, stews, noodles, or just about any chinese meal, it's also quite nice for a zingy bolognese. I love the stuff. If you like spicy food I'd give it another go.
( , Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)
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