Foot in Mouth SyndromeWhat's the worst social gaffe you've ever made? When you know you've said the wrong thing to the wrong person and wish the ground would swallow you up. In other words you've just contracted a bad case of foot in mouth syndrome. Tell us your stories and we'll share your pain.
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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27)
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I was with loads of friendsand a load of cattle and sheep. It was just then that a sheep sneezed in my face, and I caught foot and mouth. They nearly burned me!
I once farted in a school assembly. A WHOLE school assembly. There were 500 people at the assembly. Mr. Brown came over to me after assembly and told me off for farting. Ha! I had the piss ripped out of me for a week, but then it died out as these things do.
Oh, and my best friend also had the piss ripped out of him for a week when he opened the top of his gel pen and another friend said 'Don't suck it, whatever you do' and he sucked it on reflex. His face was hilarious. And his mouth went green.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:22, Reply)
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